Jaclyn Hyde - Random Fat Chick On The Internet

May 26
Lol my newborn picture… edited while I was on the toilet… hahahahahahaha

Lol my newborn picture… edited while I was on the toilet… hahahahahahaha

May 26

Anyone have any quick, easy, and legal ways of making money? Jobs in this
area are hard to come by…

May 24

So, my roommates, while I tend to have disagreements with the wife, they
really are fantastic people.

Well, they only make me pay rent while they take care of utilities and
shit, and help me out with rides and things of that sort. They are really
helpful and kind and caring and would do anything to help anyone out.

Well, they are also very proud people who don’t really like to ask for
help, however, the fact is, they are struggling financially.

Now, their financial struggles effect me, directly, because if they lose
their car, they can’t get to work, if they can’t work, they can’t pay their
part of rent, or the electric, or their car insurance, or whatever else.

Even if it didn’t directly impact my living situation, I still care enough
to do what I can to help….

So, right now, we/they need a lot of financial help.

I’m not trying to play a sympathy card or anything, and I would never ask
for help if it weren’t necessary, and we don’t really know what else to do
at the moment. He’s scrapping out his car and going to recycle my fridge
that broke down, cuz we’re in need of whatever help we can get…

If anyone is willing to toss a couple dollars here and there, to my paypal,
it will go towards me, my roommates, and their son not losing our place to
live..

Whatever you can afford, if anything at all. A dollar, three dollars,
whatever. I appreciate any and all help.
Send any donations through paypal to: jaclynxhyde@gmail.com

Thank you.

[Please ask permission to repost, before doing so.]

May 20

I’m debating on posting something, but I don’t know if I should… it could
be seen as a bit controversial. I dunno… I had this rant about death and
living and this set “mold” of what people expect life to be and shit…
I’m just getting tired of other people putting their standards of life and
living onto other people… mainly, I’m tired of people not understanding
that I don’t want what everyone else seems to want out of life…
I don’t need a great paying job, or a big fucking house, or to live till
I’m fucking 98 years old, or to be in the best of health, or have babies,
or be married, or have college degrees or any other stuff that most people
seem to think is super important…
I don’t know, maybe something in my head is broken, but I am tired of
people thinking I’m wrong for being okay with a so-called “early demise”.
(Because all fat people allegedly die “early”.)
I don’t care to have a long life. I never have understood that concept.
Death is going to happen. Why not enjoy the time we have? Why do we have to
ward off this thing that will come for us no matter what? I just want to
enjoy myself. Is that really that hard to understand?
I’m not stopping other people from doing their unhealthy habits, or trying
to impose my opinions and viewpoints onto others, why the fuck do they feel
entitled to do so to me?
I’m not saying “hey, you should stop fucking drinking 30 beers a night, or
smoking a pack of cigarettes a day”. Its their life, their body, their
choices. Why am I not allowed to be left to do as I please?

I wrote more about it… I might post it, later… my phone is about to
die…

May 20

ewoksandwrackspurts:

I wish self-esteem campaigns would focus less on “everyone is beautiful” and more on “who the fuck cares if you are beautiful or not”

Yes!
May 20

Ever know someone whose thoughts and opinions on shit just feel
mass-produced? Like, as if they are only parroting what they’ve heard other
people say?
Yeah…

May 17

buttonpoetry:

Chelsea Coreen - “Fart”

“But how @%^# up are our standards of beauty, or gender constructs… that we make little girls hold in their farts until no one is around to smell them”

“When I used to visit my grandmother in the hospital she would make me apply her red lipstick for her - she said she couldn’t be seen without it.”

Chelsea Coreen, of SUNY Oneonta, performing during Semi-FInals at the 2013 College Unions Poetry Slam Invitational.

May 17
marveledheroes:

Well, shamelessly I was overcome in a fit of childish laughter

marveledheroes:

Well, shamelessly I was overcome in a fit of childish laughter

May 17

tushi:

why is the news breaking. who broke it. how much are repairs

May 17

ebonyxirony:

jaclynxhyde:

holy shit… my roommate and his wife are watching The Dark Knight… 

she asks “so, what’s his special power, anyway?” 

dude… duuuuuuuuuuude… 

image

i know, right??? lol