BIOGRAPHY



  • i’m jaclyn.
  • call me Jac, jackal/jakyl, jaclyn, jacks/jax, but not jackie, please?
  • i’m 24, 
  • goofy, 
  • late-nighter, 
  • Interests/Hobbies:
  • playing ukulele, 
  • hanging out with friends, 
  • dressing up, 
  • doing hair and make up, 
  • shopping, 
  • music!!!!! 
  • fashion, 
  • flirting, 
  • dancing, 
  • modeling(sometimes),
  • goofing off and joking around, 
  • photography, 
  • poetic journaling, 
  • random vlogging, 
  • chubby bearded guys, 
  • cupcakes, 
  • funny videos of babies laughing on youtube, 
  • psychology, 
  • glitter, 
  • strobe lights, 
  • laser lights, 
  • neon colors, 
  • raves, 
  • parties, 
  • pizza, 
  • Family Guy, 
  • bacon, 
  • dead baby jokes, 
  • goth, 
  • punk, 
  • emo, 
  • scene, 
  • ska, 
  • rockabilly, 
  • psychobilly, 
  • rock,
  • metal, 
  • techno, 
  • industrial, 
  • cyber punk, 
  • cyber goth, 
  • ebm, 
  • dark wave,
  • throwing cars at people while being on coke :P, 
  • domestic violence jokes, 
  • swearing, 
  • sapiosexuality, 
  • intelligence, 
  • funny guys, 
  • guys with thick glasses, 
  • dark/morbid/twisted/disturbed humor, 
  • loud noises, 
  • the smell of gasoline, 
  • eating, 
  • sleeping, 
  • having fun, 
  • tall men, 
  • BIG HANDSOME MEN!!! 
  • crude humor, 
  • piercings, 
  • tattoos, 
  • texting, 
  • slaying dragons, 
  • pillaging, 
  • philosophy, 
  • atheism, 
  • anti-theism, 
  • steampunk,
  • witty banter, 
  • I’m pretty rare. =)
  • Fave books:
    anything true crime-related, typically having to do with serial
    killers, psychology, and atheism.
  • Fave movies:
  • Hedwig and The Angry Inch, Murder By Numbers, Saw, Red Dragon, Silence
    Of The Lambs, Hannibal,Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy,
    Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, Step Brothers, Tenacious
    D and the Pick of Destiny, Black Dynamite, Be Kind Rewind, 40 year old
    virgin, Bad Santa, Superbad, Tropic Thunder, Dodgeball: A True
    Underdog Story, Knocked Up, anything by the Frat Pack, and Kevin Smith…
  • Music:
    LOL this is gonna be hard…
  • atreyu, 
  • lamb of god, 
  • circa survive, 
  • five finger death punch, 
  • mudvayne,
  • mushroomhead, 
  • rise against, 
  • mindless self indulgence, 
  • the dwarves, 
  • the white stripes, 
  • the misfits, 
  • taking back sunday, 
  • chiodos, 
  • alexisonfire,
  • the used, 
  • slipknot, 
  • stone sour, 
  • trivium, 
  • the devil wears prada, 
  • drop dead gorgeous, 
  • benny benassi, 
  • eisenfunk, 
  • sublime, 
  • mc frontalot,
  • combichrist, 
  • modulate, 
  • portishead, 
  • puscifer, 
  • tool, 
  • a perfect circle,
  • brand new, 
  • a day to remember, 
  • every time i die, 
  • ludo, 
  • how to destroy angels, 
  • the refused, 
  • wumpscut, 
  • humanwine, 
  • iron and wine, 
  • katzenjammer,
  • protest the hero, 
  • the dillinger escape plan, 
  • light this city,
  • iwrestledabearonce, 
  • the agonist, 
  • otep, 
  • crisis, 
  • bright eyes, 
  • straylight run, 
  • 1997, 
  • modest mouse, 
  • the mars volta, 
  • at the drive-in, 
  • evil cowards, 
  • the acacia strain, 
  • gay for johnny depp, 
  • finch, 
  • the black dahlia murder, 
  • crystal castles, 
  • paramore, 
  • the gossip, 
  • pendulum, 
  • the faint, 
  • the moldy peaches, 
  • the distillers, 
  • angerfist, 
  • comeback kid,
  • cold war kids, 
  • AFI, 
  • escape the fate, 
  • silverstein, 
  • arctic monkeys, 
  • the white stripes, 
  • bayside, 
  • the sleeping, 
  • fear factory, 
  • deftones, 
  • giles,
  • death cab for cutie, 
  • the medic droid, 
  • gregory and the hawk, 
  • forever the sickest kids, 
  • spinnerette, 
  • scarling, 
  • jack off jill, 
  • dandy warhols, 
  • damien rice, 
  • cage the elephant, 
  • ida maria, 
  • city and colour, 
  • a wilhelm scream, 
  • enter shikari, 
  • nofx, 
  • the faction, 
  • leftover crack, 
  • placebo, 
  • the agony scene, 
  • cake, 
  • a day to remember, 
  • dr steel, 
  • gogol bordello, 
  • matt & kim, 
  • the kills, 
  • blood red shoes, 
  • fitz and the tantrums, 
  • julia nunes,
  • nataly dawn, 
  • 10 years, 
  • say anything, 
  • yeah yeah yeahs. 
  • the cure,
  • depeche mode, 
  • juliette and the licks, 
  • radiohead, 
  • nirvana, 
  • korn, 
  • from first to last, 
  • hot hot heat, 
  • the sleeping, 
  • shiny toy guns, 
  • she wants revenge, 
  • blaqk audio, 
  • story of the year, 
  • morningwood, 
  • the gossip, 
  • the get up kids, 
  • darkest hour, 
  • the autumn offering, 
  • the scene aesthetic, 
  • kittie, 
  • motograter, 
  • aiden, 
  • william control, 
  • mae, 
  • something corporate….

 

  • Marital Status:
    Single
  • I HAVE BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER, DERMATILLOMANIA DEPRESSION, ANXIETY, AND PLENTY OF OTHER MENTAL ILLNESSES. THAT DOES NOT MEAN I AM “RETARDED” 
  • mounain dew addict, 
  • chinese food enthusiast, 
  • ukulele hobbiest, 
  • self-proclaimed fashion guru/icon, 
  • PG non-nude alternative bbw pin up model extraordinairre. 
  • a good person, 
  • night owl, 
  • confident, 
  • funny, 
  • silly, 
  • goofy, 
  • stylish, 
  • music obsessed, 
  • i’m caring, 
  • kind, 
  • spunky, 
  • i’ve got attitude up the wazoo. 
  • i’m mostly atheist, pro-choice, pro-euthanasia, pro-morbid jokes. 
  • I’m just a small town girl… 
  • LIVIN IN A LONELY WORLD!!!! 
  • I just haven’t taken my midnight train, goin’ anywhere… YET…. 
  • I’m young, fun, creative and curious about the BBW modeling world. 
  • I’m a bit eccentric and over the top.
  • I’m more infectious than the Ebola Virus and I curse more than a vindictive Wiccan. 
  • I’m a goofy, fat, redheaded rocker chick. 
  • I enjoy the ukulele, and I LOVE having my picture taken. 
  • I’m not only a woman of size, I am a woman of substance. 
  • I love bacon and I am lactose intolerant. 
  • I, also, am a random, makeup-obsessed-pizza-and-mountain-dew fanatic. 
  • I love to talk. 
  • I’m extremely passionate, especially about music! But, I’m full of passion, in general. 
  • I’m loud, and bubbly, and I’ve been told that my giggle sounds like Betty Rubble. 
  • I’m confident, and I also enjoy the smell of gasoline. 
  • I’ve got a sordid past, and a bright future. 
  • I’m charmingly crude and delightfully morbid. 
  • I’m working on my BBW Modeling career, hopefully, I can make some progress in this industry. 
  • I’m eager to please, but that doesn’t mean I’m willing to settle. 
  • over the years, i discovered that i never really hated my body… i just hated how others treated me because of it. i got sick of trying to lose weight because other people felt it was appropriate to tell me how my body should look. so, i decided, i’m going to live how i want, eat what i want, wear what i want, cut my hair how i want it, rock some tattoos and piercings, and stop letting other people dictate who i am, or what they think i should be. i’m happy being the person i am. i refuse to live in a way that caters to other peoples opinions and preferences, before my own. 
  • Love music, clothing, fashion, make up, and taking pictures of myself. 
  • My favorite band is Atreyu, 
  • I have some tattoos and piercings. 
  • I have silly, dark, morbid, immature, twisted sense of humor and if people bother me, I’m not afraid to let ‘em know it. 
  • I’ve struggled all my life with confidence and self-esteem issues.
  • I have something called dermatillomania(also known as compulsive skin picking). It leaves big scars and red marks on my face, or anywhere I pick…. 
  • I recently decided that I don’t need anyone elses love, in order for me to love myself. I figure, I’m a great person on the inside, why can’t I love myself on the outside as well? 
  • I still have days where I look at myself and say “ick” But most of the time, I looooove me.

My self-summary

i’m JACLYN! (,”)

+I’m the female equivalent to a bad ass with a heart of gold…
+I am easily one of the coolest fat chicks you’ll ever meet.
+I am what people consider a “BBW” if thats not your thing, move on, homeslice. (at least I’m upfront and honest about it!)
+Chances are, you’re going to pick up the way I talk, and act, and lots of my strange quirks and habits.
+I rock individuality like its going out of style!
+Goof extraordinaire.
+Honest to a fault.
+Music FREAK
+people watching.
+Overweight, TO THE EXTREME! HA-ha!!!
+I was a cutter…
+I dont lead an exciting life, but I would like to, someday.
+I do my best to make every situation entertaining, and find odd ways to entertain myself.
+I enjoy being vulgar, and inappropriate at times…
+I don’t have a job, or a car, or my drivers license and I sleep on my moms broken couch in her livingroom…
+I’m a total dork.
+I am so NOT perfect that its scary, but that’s what i enjoy about myself.
+I’m pretty spontaneous.
+I dont mean to be but I’m pretty random at times.
+I curse more than a vindictive Wiccan, and I’m more infectious than the Ebola virus!
+I am creative.
+I am Fat, and fine with it.
+I am fallible.
+I have stretch marks, freckles, scars, and pimples.
+I am messy.
+I am disorganized.
+I am fun to be with.
+I am understanding.
+I am an easy conversationalist.
+I have short, sloppy hair.
+I wear dirty clothes, often.
+I am human and reminded of that fact on a daily basis.
+I have hopes and dreams that I am terrified will never come true.
+I rarely do things out of malicious intent.
+I can sometimes feel suicidal.
+I can sometimes feel completely manic.
+I can be blah.
+I am a total oxymoron.
+I am verbally violent, and aggressive.
+I am a genuine person.
+I can be a miserable person to know.
+I can be your best friend.
+I am easy to make friends with.
+I have always been placed on the back burner..
+I am not sure of what future I should pursue.
+I often never know what to do, even when I’m told directly.
+I have great difficulty achieving much of anything.
+I have a lust for eyeliner.
+I am retarded sometimes..
+I could tell you all these things that really doesn’t give you much insight into who I am…
+I don’t know how to NOT be immature.. and that ends up making things go from bad, to worse.
+I sometimes love myself too much.
+But, often, I don’t love myself at all.
+I am not what most would call “Normal”
+I often act like a guy.
+I get noticed easily, for many different reasons.
+I am NOT an ugly person.
+I LOVE art.
+I’m not sure if there’s a God. I like to hope there is, but I’m not dumb enough to buy into the religious propaganda.
+I don’t like hip hop music, if one should even be able to call it music.
+There is a rare few people in this world that I could truly hate, and since I have tact, they shall remain nameless.
+I have a Million ideas floating through my head, but never one I can follow through on.
+I don’t really know what I’m doing, or why I even exist.
+I rarely think, before I speak(or type)
+I do my best NOT to be ordinary.
+I have no belief structure.
+I try too hard.
+I I love, live, give, breathe, break, laugh, cry, feel, dream, dance, need to be loved, need to love someone…
+I don’t care about money, or looks, or what kind of car you drive, or how rich your family is, or what you own, or anything like that…
+I constantly question everything in my life, and all around me.
I am silly, infectious, and extraordinary

What I’m doing with my life

I’m not entirely sure where I’m going with my life, but I know, I want to have my life revolve around my love for writing, music, and photography. I got my GED, and I got pretty good scores, apparently, but that doesn’t matter. One could have all the smarts in the world, yet lack the motivation, and dedication, and do absolutely nothing with their lives…
Or… i’m actually thinking on doing something i might actually be good at, since i’m always talking, and i’m pretty good at that, i’ve decided i might try going to school for broadcasting. put my love of babbling to good use.

I’m really good at

making people uncomfortable, writing, not that this really shows my writing technique. singing ok with playing guitar. off the wall comebacks, making people feel better if not entirely, at least for the moment. Things like that… Things that make even the most unusual people I know look at me like I’m psychotic. I find it fun!
i’m really good at talking about anything, really. from the mundane and frivolous, to important and sensitive topics, like religion, and politics.

The first things people usually notice about me

my unusual way about me. I’ve got the attitude of a guy. I’m like the male version of my brother. Ha! my sense of humor. My size is a very noticeable factor as well, being that I’m no waif… Um, people notice my sense of style, I’m usually a very punk/emo/indie/scene style girl.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

I’ll keep things general….
MIND CANDY: I love reading about serial killers, and murder mysteries. True crime stuff. And Psychology, things like that…
EYE CANDY: I love psychological thrillers, and gory horrors. I like comedies as well, but no spoof movies! those are dumb, for the most part.
EAR CANDY: I LIVE for music. I’m a rocker chick. Pop-punk, emo, indie, metal, nu metal, classic rock, psychedelic hippie rock, some old school metal and punk, post hardcore, screamo, industrial, cyber punk, ska, and grunge are just a few of the genres I’m partial to.. but, man… the list could go on forever…….
CONSUMPTION: “American” cuisine; meat, potatoes, cheeseburgers, fries, I’d be a pretty cheap date. The most exotic food I like, is food at, like, China 1 Buffet… ya know?

The six things I could never do without

I dont know 6 things i can do without… probably like…
1. Basic essentials for human life..
2. music
3. my friends
4. talking
5. Mountain Dew
6. Chinese Food

I spend a lot of time thinking about

The future, religion, and God, and how some things do make sense, but most of it, don’t..
uh… Music, and different genres of music.. what falls into what catagory, and things
my financial and living situation, and how I can go about trying to make ends meet…
What I should do with the rest of my life…
my relationship status with people… and where i stand most of the time with others…

On a typical Friday night I am

locked in a bathroom… with a barbed wire baseball bat… cocaine… porno… battery acid… steak knives… razor blades… and industrial/polka music…
What? Its Family Night…

The most private thing I’m willing to admit

I’m horrible with talking about my feelings. I’m terrified of dying alone. I’m terribly trusting, and desperate for approval. I’m a bit naive when it comes to figuring out other peoples intentions. I’m a bit of a misanthrope, even though I try my best to have hope in humanity. I’m pretty sure I encompass all of the 7 deadly Sins, but at least I admit it. 
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I’m just a small town girl… LIVIN IN A LONELY WORLD!!!! I just haven’t taken my midnight train, goin’ anywhere… YET….
I’m young, fun, creative and curious about the BBW modeling world.

I’m Jaclyn Hyde.

I’m a bit eccentric and over the top.
I’m more infectious than the Ebola Virus and I curse more than a vindictive Wiccan.
I’m a goofy, fat, redheaded rocker chick. I enjoy the ukulele, and I LOVE having my picture taken.
I’m not only a woman of size, I am a woman of substance.
I love bacon and I am lactose intolerant.
I, also, am a random, makeup-obsessed-pizza-and-mountain-dew fanatic.
I love to talk.
I’m extremely passionate, especially about music! But, I’m full of passion, in general.
I’m loud, and bubbly, and I’ve been told that my giggle sounds exactly like Betty Rubble.
I’m confident, and I also enjoy the smell of gasoline.
I’ve got a sordid past, and a bright future. I’m charmingly crude and delightfully morbid.
I’m working on my BBW Modeling career, hopefully, I can make some progress in this industry.
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i have changed a lot over the years, but my integrity, passions, and the core of who i am has stayed the same. =]